We're excited to introduce our latest team member, Probie! He's not just your average pup—he’s the Chief Security Officer and Director of Porch Affairs here at the office. Probie takes his job very seriously, always keeping a watchful eye on his domain. From monitoring the perimeter to making sure no squirrels or mailmen get past, he’s on top of it all.
When he’s not on active duty, Probie enjoys sunbathing in the premium relaxation zones (aka the best sunspots in the house) and supervising snack distribution. No crumb goes unnoticed under his watchful gaze. And let’s not forget his constant reminder that doors exist for a reason—so he doesn’t have to move. Whether it's napping or keeping the humans in line, Probie knows exactly how to manage his time efficiently.
A true professional in the art of intimidation (his bark is louder than you'd think) and napping, Probie is an indispensable member of the team. His contributions are invaluable, and his skill set is unmatched.
As for compensation? Probie accepts belly rubs, treats, and an uninterrupted nap schedule as payment for his services. It's a tough job, but someone’s got to do it!
We’re thrilled to have him on board, and we know he’ll continue to excel in his roles. Welcome to the team, Probie! 🐾
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